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A Greeley businessman apologized Wednesday after a joke about Illinois Sen. Barack Obama fell flat during the National Western Stock Show’s annual Citizen of the West banquet.

William R. Farr was pretending to read telegrams congratulating this year’s award recipient, University of Colorado President Hank Brown, when he pulled out a piece of paper and said:

“I have a telegram from the White House. They’re going to have to change the name of that building if Obama’s elected.”

Witnesses said they could hear people gasp in the ballroom of the Adam’s Mark Hotel. “I gasped,” said Gov. Bill Ritter, who was sitting at the table with Farr… I think it was uncalled for and atrocious,” said U.S. Sen. Ken Salazar, who was also in attendance.

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At the age of three, the worries of most little girls rarely stretch beyond what outfit to dress their dolls in, and how to ride a bike. But for Hayley Smith, her third year brought a set of problems most children her age wouldn’t even have heard of, let alone been able to comprehend – puberty.

While her baby-sized friends enjoyed the simplest of life’s pleasures, Hayley spent her time laid up on the sofa with period pains.

She also had to put up with other un-pleasantries of puberty, including body odour, greasy hair and mood swings.

Not surprisingly, her parents, Debbie, 41, a chemist and David, 45, a project manager from Nottingham, were left both distraught and baffled by the changes in their daughter’s body, and behaviour.

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Filmed in reverse, the story of two friends getting ready for the day.

Interesting enough that I had to watch the whole thing through.

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