Another Dharma Email

ATTENTION ALL RECRUITS
RE: TANGENTIAL JUDGMENT ANALYSIS IS NOW LIVE


Namaste.

I am pleased to announce the release of the fourth assessment in the Dharma Initiative’s Volunteer Recruitment Program is now available at www.dharmawantsyou.com.

This new test will assess your ability to formulate imaginative solutions to a range of conundrums.

Many of you have already demonstrated your ability to think “outside the octagon”, so to speak. I am sure you will find this activity suitably stimulating.

I am also happy to report that a great number of you have enthusiastically embraced the recently released “Recruit Created Assessments” (RCA). Industrious recruits are devising for their colleagues a dizzying array of examination topics that will, no doubt, significantly expand the knowledge base of the Dharma Initiative.

These talented recruits not only stand to significantly increase their Dharma Points but will also be eligible for promotion to the position of “Instructor” in the Volunteer Recruitment Program.

On behalf of the Dharma Initiative I would like to thank these conscientious recruits for their efforts.

Keep up the good work.

Namaste.


Hans Van Eeghen
Head of Recruiting
The Dharma Initiative
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Top-selling Christian artist Ray Boltz has come out of the closet

You can read the article here, and below is probably his most famous song.

I remember when he came to Abilene when I was in college, I actually worked his concert.  After the concert we all went out to IHOP.  After he finished his meal and left the building, I walked over to his table in front of a bunch of college friends, and in an attempt to be goofy, I grabbed his fork and proclaimed, “I have Ray Boltz’s fork!” and walked out with it.  Everyone got a good laugh, and oddly enough, I still have the fork stored away with a bunch of other college stuff.

And one finale note, I always thought he had a cool name.

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Videographer Stuck By Lightning, Catches It All On Tape

Because you insisted, here’s the unedited screaming version. I also added video from a minute before the lightning struck so you can get an idea of how hard it was raining. From what i understand, it went through my left hand holding the camera, crossed my back and exited out of my right hand holding onto the metal railing. No entry or exit wounds, as i was not directly struck, i got just a really good zap from one of the “finger arcs” that happen when lightning hits.. And if you want to make a metal railing joke…go ahead, but holding onto one is actually what kept me from frying.

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