Ambulance crashes on way to Ambulance crash

In a seriously bad dose of karma, a Minneapolis ambulance rushing to the scene of an ambulance crash has crashed.

The first ambulance crash involved a taxi that didn’t get out of the way at 3:15am Saturday morning. 15 minutes later the second ambulance called to attend to injuries in the first ambulance crash hit a minivan driving without its lights on.

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Bag of Randomness

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  • While most Michael Jackson fans have Thriller rated as his or her favorite video, I’ve been a sucker for Smooth Criminal.  There’s something about the gangster period of time in which this video is set, the tip of the cap to Fred Astaire, that white suit which makes him stand out from all the others, that coin hitting the jukebox, and above all else, that lean that just came out of nowhere.  The first time I saw that lean, as a kid, I wondered if it was real or not, and tried it myself.
  • Did you know that Michael Jackson actually had a patent for that lean?  It’s called the method and means for creating anti-gravity illusion.
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  • Yes, I know, Michael Jackson the man was a very troubled individual, but I really admire Michael Jackson the artist.  And yes, I can differentiate the two.
  • My very first cassette tape was Thriller.  I know most covers of that album only has a picture of him, but I remember the one with the baby tiger.  Maybe the tiger was on the inside flap?  I can’t remember.
  • I can remember putting that tape in my jambox and cranking up the speakers with my neighborhood friends breakdancing in a circle.
  • I can still cut a pretty decent rug.  Trust me.
  • I have really enjoyed watching all of his videos over this weekend on MTV, VH1, BET, and a few other channels.  For me, as of right now, it’s not getting old.  But I can understand why it might be for those that didn’t really follow him or listen to his music.
  • I actually watched the BET Awards last night.  They changed a whole lot of the format of the show up in just a few days to honor Jackson.  Jamie Fox did a good job, changing from MJ costume to MJ costume.
  • Bel Biv Devoe performed – that took me back to good times.
  • Believe it or not, last night wasn’t the first time I watched the BET Awards.
  • The old and new Uhura (Star Trek) presented the award, but the new Uhura started the presentation without the older one because she was in the ladies room.  Just awkward.
  • I recall that the actress that played the original Uhura had a brother that died in the Heaven’s Gate cult.
  • I also downloaded a fair share of MJ music over the weekend as well.
  • If you want to listen to his music but not download anything, his website allows you to do that right now.
  • I was so jealous in the second grade when my friend Jamie was the first to show up to school with a zipper jacket.
  • Someone on the radio mentioned when he sang ABC with the Jackson Five, you could hear the innocence.  I thought that was a pretty insightful and correct.
  • I think he really set himself apart when he appeared at the 25th anniversary of Motown show on NBC.  He actually got a phone call from Fred Astaire after that performance.  Now that’s pretty cool.
  • Most meaningful and touching Michael Jackson song: Man in the Mirror The video itself is pretty moving.
  • One person that should be most thankful for Michael Jackson is Weird Al – he would never have had the success without Jackson.  I took a peek at his website, no mention of Jackson’s passing.
  • Very interesting photos of a building that fell in Shanghai.  It fell like a book that was upright, and then on its side.
  • Did you know the same person that came up with the idea for Tivo came up with the idea for the Kindle?  Link
  • I noticed out local Krispy Kreme is now out of business.
  • MythBuster Adam Savage had some issues with AT&T
  • I think I do a pretty good job of making my state registration and safety stickers on my windshield align up properly.
  • Those stickers are made so that if removed, they are ruined.  But when you get a windshield replaced, those folks are pretty good at transferring them from the old windshield to the new one.
  • I hear the new Toll Tags from the NTTA are nothing more than just a sticker.
  • Toll roads in DFW are starting to multiply like rabbits.
  • I was talking to someone a few years younger than me who somewhat recently moved to Lubbock and is looking for a church home.  She said she prefers mainline over evangelical, but above all prefers a traditional worship experience where the choir must wear robes.  In DFW, I saw a robed choir, or a traditional worship service (no drums or guitars, overhead projectors, etc) is a rarity.  If I had to guess, I would say only 10% of churches in DFW offer such a service.
  • There’s nothing wrong with a traditional service, but I think it’s just a sign of the times that that form or worship is dying out.  It makes me wonder what worship will look like around DFW and the nation twenty years from now.
  • I never feel comfortable writing “that that” or “have had.”
  • In case you ever wanted to trade your child
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Elephant Pandas

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It is a desperate cry – or rather a very loud trumpet – for attention.

These elephants were painted black and white to look like the pandas who have stolen all their fans.

The elephant is Thailand’s national symbol, but the country has gone panda-crazy since the birth of a female panda cub to pandas Lin Hui and Xuang Xuang at Chiang Mai zoo in Bangkok.

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