Obese Texas inmate hides gun in his flabs of fat

HOUSTON – An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh.

Twenty-five-year-old George Vera was charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard at the Harris County Jail about the unloaded 9mm pistol. The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday that Vera was originally arrested on charges of selling illegal copies of compact discs.

The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.

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Pondering ooma

I rarely use a land line, all my phone conversations are usually on my cell phone, but I do feel it’s important for some reason to still have a land line.  If anything, that’s the number I give out when I fill out forms.  I rather give out that number because if it somehow ends up in the telemarketers hands, then I don’t have to worry about  losing minutes on my cell phone.

I’ve been a Vonage customer for the past five years, paying about $20-$25 dollars a month, and have been happy for the most part.  The Vonage adapter I use to plug into my router just died, and I recently replaced it with a new one.  But . . . .

Today I was looking at the Fry’s ad1 and came across an ooma2 box.  I didn’t have a clue what it was, but quickly found out that it’s very similar to Vonage.  It’s an adapter you plug into your router that gives you a land lane and the most common features, but here’s the kicker, it’s all free.  They make their money off the box and added services, services I would pay for.  And it’s nothing like that MagicJack you’ve seen in the commercials.  Heck, I wouldn’t touch MagicJack in a million years, but ooma looks promising.

Best Buy sells ooma for $229, but Fry’s is selling it for $150.  It’s refurbished, but I buy refurbished stuff all the time and have never had a problem.3

ooma’s website offers a bunch of information, but I found this article comparing ooma and Vonage very interesting.  Also, the reviews on Best Buy and Amazon are pretty positive.4 I think my biggest concern is that the company seems to be a start-up, and I wonder if they can stay afloat.  But being in a recession and all, and not having to pay for a land line, this product just might be the thing for those of us living through the recession.

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1.  Fry’s is an large electronics store, and every Friday they put out a rather large ad in our local paper that geeks like me like to read.  When I worked at Fidelity, WifeGeeding II use to see us passing the ad around from guy to guy and she would say rather loudly that we are looking at “tech porn.”  That line, while rather funny, was always a bit tense as we had a manager that was pretty conservative and by the book.  Not to mention, I was always afraid someone would just hear the word “porn” and just assume I was a perv.

2.  The correct spelling of ooma is with a lower case “o” per an article I read and their website.  I feel I needed to note that so you don’t think I’m a goof.  Well, you probably already think I’m a goof, and already know I’m not the best with grammar or spelling, but I just wanted to make it clear that this one time I didn’t goof.

3.  Are rescue dogs considered a refurbished product?  I say yes, and in that case, I’m a proud owner of two refurbished dogs.

4. When it’s time to buy something, especially electronics, I always read the reviews on Amazon and other like website.  The reviews are quite insightful at times.  Sometimes I also check out a site called epinons.com.

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Happy Friday

Happy Friday everyone.

Name one thing that currently makes you happy.

I’ll start . . . I’m happy that WifeGeeding and I was surprised with some gifts from some close friends recently.

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Makes Me Think

Inspired by the format of popular humor site, FMyLife.com (FML), MakesMeThink.com (MMT) was founded as a refined, thought-provoking alternative. MMT is an online community where people share daily life stories that provoke deep thought and inspire positive change.

Sometimes the most random everyday encounters force us to stop and rethink the truths and perceptions we have ingrained in our minds. These encounters are educationally priceless. They spawn moments of deep thought and self-reflection that challenge the status quo and help us evolve as sensible individuals.

Here at MakesMeThink.com, we call these thought-provoking life experiences ‘MMTs.’

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A few examples:

  • Today, I asked my 6 year old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said, “Mommy, all I want to be is happy.” MMT
  • Today, I ran into a guy I used to tease and pick on in high school. I ran into him at a job interview. He was the interviewer. MMT
  • Today, I waited on an elderly woman at the local restaurant where I work. She left me a $90 tip on a $10 tab with a handwritten note that said, “I’m 86 and I can’t take this money with me. So please spoil yourself with it.” MMT
  • Today, I flew to NYC to see Katie. We were best friends in college. Back then, she had a crush on me. But she was slightly overweight and I always thought of her as being ‘one of the guys.’ So we never dated. But when I saw her today, I was captivated in every way. And we’re both still single. MMT
  • Today, I went to my 10 year high school reunion. Our prom king is now an overweight bartender. Our prom queen is a recent divorcee with 3 kids. I used to idolize these people. Now I just feel sorry for them. MMTT
  • oday, my daughter confronted me with the fact that my biggest fear, a fear that has held me back from many life experiences, has never come true.  I am 76 years old.  MMT
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