11. I lost my password to get into this website.
10. I’m at the doctor’s office and I’m stuck in one of those “death panels.”
9. There’s nothing on the Internet and I ran out of random things to blog about.
8. I’m in wayyyy over my head working on a DIY project I saw on the DIY channel.
7. I hit an emotional wall, needed some time off to clear my head, and was too depressed to blog.
6. WifeGeeding has grounded me from blogging.
5. I’m negotiating with a lawyer who’s client wants to buy my domain name.
4. I didn’t think anyone would notice.
3. I’m still trying to find my way out of the new Cowboys Stadium.
2. I’m camping outside the Ballpark in Arlington for Rangers playoff tickets.
1. Over consumption of bacon lead to swine flu.
