Turn Your House Into a Billboard

We’re looking for houses to paint. In fact, paint is an understatement. We’re looking for homes to turn into billboards. In exchange, we’ll pay your mortgage every month for as long as your house remains painted

Here are a few things we’re looking for. You must own your home. It cannot be rented or leased. We’ll paint the entire outside of the house, minus the roof, the windows and any awnings. Painting will take approximately 3 – 5 days. Your house must remain painted for at least three months and may be extended up to a year. If, for any reason, you decide to cancel after three months or if we cancel the agreement with you, we’ll repaint your house back to the original colors.

If you’re prepared for the bright colors and stares from neighbors just complete the submission form below. We review every submission. If your home meets our criteria, an Adzookie team member will contact you.

http://www.adzookie.com/paintmyhouse.php

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Bag of Randomness

  • If the government shuts down, I don’t have to go to work.  If this happens, I think I may just plan a last minute mini-vacation.
  • Or maybe I’ll build a retaining wall.
  • But if I have to go to work on Monday, I’ll certainly be happy because that means a lot of much needed funding and paychecks will be flowing as usual.
  • I’m all for cutting spending, but I don’t understand why it hasn’t been cut over the past ten years.
  • I like the idea of unions, I don’t like the idea of tenure.
  • Diane Sawyer really likes to emotionalize the news, I may have to defect to another channel.
  • Matt on Survivor sure does annoy me, he’s like a turd that won’t flush.
  • I giggled when I saw the name of Obama’s friend that was arrested for allegedly soliciting a prostitute.  And yes, I have the maturity of a 12-year-old.
  • I wonder what’s the latest with Ted Williams.  Not the frozen baseball great, but the former homeless man with a great voice.
  • At one time Julianne Moore was set to play Hillary Clinton in the HBO movie The Special Relationship. Here’s a picture of her in Clinton’s likeness.
  • For Parents of Doubting Children
  • An interesting interactive map with a timeline about war conflicts
  • Note to self: Don’t bark at a police dog
  • Genetically modified cows produce ‘human’ milk
  • 50 Dogs At 50 Miles Per Hour
  • German mayor invents park bench for teen etiquette
  • Pi Is (still) Wrong
  • A Rangers fan, a Yankees fan & a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves his team more. The Red Sox fan insists he is the most loyal. “This is for the Sox!”, he yells, & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Rangers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells “This is for Texas!” & pushes the Yankee fan off the mountain. GO RANGERS!!
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