The Swiss Army Survival Tampon — 10 Survival Uses

Do me a favor for the next five minutes.  Try to forget everything you know about tampons.  I know, it’s hard.  But pretend that this is the first time you have ever seen or heard of the item below, and it is a new survival product on the market: the Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.).

All kidding aside, a tampon really does have a ton of uses to a survivor.  One could even argue for including a couple in your survival kit.  Ultimately, I’ll let you be the judge.

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Christian Actor Caught Trying to Cheat by a Model That Live Tweets His Advances

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers. That’s exactly what happened to one unlucky actor this morning when he crossed model/Twitter funnyperson Melissa Stetten, who over the course of her flight discovered through the help of the Internet that not only is “Brian” married with child, he’s also a devout Christian and gigantic hypocrite.

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Here are some of her tweets from the event:

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