Dearest Kelsey –
Nine years ago today you officially became WifeGeeding. I hope as you look down memory lane and reflect on this trip of a lifetime we’ve taken together, that your ride has been more smooth than bumpy, and that I have hopefully made your life more enriching and fulfilling – there’s no doubt in my mind that life is much more sweeter with you in it and you’ve made me into a better man. There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t thank our creator for molding me the perfect mate.
In our nine years of marriage I’ve given you lots of headaches, heck, I’ve even given you two children which will continue to give you many more headaches. That’s right, I’m the gift that just keeps giving. I guess we’ve reached a point where I can no longer give you a mix tape, so instead, let me now give you one thing you’ve always wanted, your very own boy band.
Here’s to many more years with you, and with my utmost love,
Keither
