- On this day, in 1999, was my very first day of work for Fidelity Investments. I consider it my first “real” job out of college. However, during college, I worker as a teller for the Abilene Teachers Federal Credit Union. I started part-time but after graduation I was a full-time employee. Tellers have it a lot easier now with coin and cash machines and programs doing the math and spitting out the correct change and disbursement. On my last day I was off by a penny, and you always had to search through your transactions to find your mistake. Most of the time, everyone else would dive in, in an effort to find the mistake faster so we all can go home.
- When I was a part-time teller, one of the VPs called me to tell me about an open loan officer position. I was confused as to why he would call me about it but then he broke it down and said the job is basically mine if I wanted it. At the time, I was tired of Abilene, burnt out, and frustrated my career path as an Air Force officer wasn’t going to pan out, so I just wanted to get out and start all over. Nowadays, I often wonder what life would have looked like if I took the loan officer job and stayed in Abilene. Would my best friend still be alive? Would I have ended up dating Martha, who was head over heals for me? Would I have worked on a master’s degree at HSU? Would I still be in Abilene today? Should Jerry Jones the owner fire Jerry Jones the GM? So many questions, so many what-ifs.
- Here’s a fun little time-waster you can do every day and compare your results with others – RankADay.com.
- There’s a drawer I open every day. In the drawer are some wedding photos. They always get my attention. Yesterday when I opened the drawer, I decided that I don’t want to be reminded about divorce or the separated family. I was just planning on moving them, but oddly and instantly ripped them to shreds. It felt good, cathartic, really. And, it’s not like I don’t have a digital copy all of them. That moment reminded me of a small scene in Rocky IV. It will go unnoticed by most, but it’s a favorite of mine. In Apollo’s dressing room, hanging on the mirror, is a photo of his opponent, Drago, but someone drew devil horns and a tail on him. I think I know how I’m going to entertain myself with the other photos. (I’m kidding, but not kidding. Okay, I’m kidding about kidding but I’m not sure if I’m kidding about kidding, so I probably am not kidding.)
- At least the Mavs are in the middle of the chart – The average cost of attending an NBA game for a family of four is $288, and the bigger-market teams are nearly twice the price.
- DaughterGeeidng left a book at my house. She asked her mother if they could swing by and pick it up. Her mother told her to ask me to bring it over since she’s always picking up or dropping off stuff for her and her brother. That’s mostly true, but it lacks content. My residence is literally in-between her house and the school she’s employed by. It’s literally on the way to and from her work, so it’s not like she’s going out of her way. I also feel sorry for my daughter for being put in that awkward situation. To me, that’s using your kid to communicate with your ex-spouse, and that’s a no-no taught in every co-parenting or parallel-parenting class.
- I love this, I’m a big believer in transparency when it comes to these things – Companies are being forced to reveal what a job pays
- A series of local and state laws, both newly adopted and soon to be in effect, will force companies to divulge what a job pays when posting an open position.
- Disclosing a pay range lessens the likelihood implicit bias will creep into new salaries because it changes the need for negotiating salary, which typically works out unfavorably for women and people of color.
- The very act of establishing a pay range for a position forces companies to evaluate their compensation practices and potentially fix disparities between existing employees. Finally, pay transparency for new roles would allow already-employed people to negotiate for better pay if they’re making less than others in similar positions. Relying on workers to identify and negotiate the difference is obviously imperfect, but it will certainly help.
- A woman from Waco reached out to me using a dating app. She liked my profile and wants to get to know me better, and in her words, to “date with intent.” I told her I’m not much for long-distance relationships. But she said she really liked how I laid it all out there and thinks we can be compatible and said there’s no harm in at least getting to know each other better. Since then, we’ve been exchanging a lot of messages. I think she’s really cute and athletic. She holds an undergrad degree in Bible and two theological graduate degrees, and is about to start on a doctorate. She doesn’t teach at Baylor, but the university employs her and her daughter is a senior there. Normally, I swipe left on any woman with Baylor ties, because a certain someone and her family made me feel less of a person for not going there, but I’m being open-minded about this one.
Troy Aikman is the only analyst who will point out the advancement of football gloves all receivers now wear. It’s almost impossible not to catch a ball wearing them. They are performance-enhancing. Last week I watched a YouTube video about how they came to be. A Canadian football player was watching a punter practice and was amazed at how he was catching errant hiked balls one handed. In short, the punter was wearing gloves that glass and window workers use. Using that concept, he find a combination of rubber, silicon, and other substances which provides an unprecedented football grip. Next time you are in a sports store, check them and see what they feel like, you’ll know what I’m talking about. From talking to other parents, kids playing any variation of football won’t play without them. Some folks will argue that receivers have been using things like stick-em for years. These gloves are different, and unlike stick-em, legal because they don’t leave any residue on the ball. The likes of Steve Largent are no more. Mark my words, you’ll never see another receiver in the NFL go gloveless.
- A restauranteur has banned late-night host James Corden from his restaurant for being a total arse to his staff. I keep finding things that say he’s nothing like the person he is on television. Per the restauranteur, here is one of two examples he wrote on Instagram –
- Mr. Corden’s wife ordered an egg yolk omelette with gruyere cheese and salad. A few minutes after they received the food, James called their server, M. K. and told her there was a little bit of egg white mixed with the egg yolk. M. K. informed the floor manager, G. The kitchen remade the dish but unfortunately sent it with home fries instead of salad. That’s when James Corden began yelling like crazy to the server: “You can’t do your job! You can’t do your job! Maybe I should go into the kitchen and cook the omelette myself!”
- Crowded Maryland restaurant stays open after customer dies in the restroom
- Kyle Rittenhouse starts new YouTube channel devoted to guns, Second Amendment
- ‘Macabre’: Texas schools send DNA Kits to Parents in wake of Uvalde shooting massacre after Abbott signed law
- “The state Legislature passed a law in spring 2021 requiring the Texas Education Agency to give inkless in-home fingerprint and DNA identification cards to each public school system in Texas,” The Houston Chronicle reports. “The kits will be made available at each primary-level campus. The cards are intended to be kept by guardians who can give them to law enforcement in order to potentially help find missing or trafficked children.”
- I think the art is cool and can’t do it myself. I’ve tried many times – Stacking stones ‘not allowed’ in Texas: This is why rock cairns are prohibited at Lone Star State parks, authorities say
- “Doing so disturbs sensitive and critical wildlife habitats that rely on the rocks for protection. This is even more serious during times of drought and low water levels just like we are experiencing here at the park. Wildlife are already isolated to specific areas of the river and streams when water levels drop, and the building of rock cairns destroys what habitats are left. This results in those wildlife species moving somewhere else causing a break in the ecosystem.”
Bag of Randomness for Tuesday, October 18, 2022
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