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  • I came ever so close to going a day without a pain pill, up until DaughterGeeding was sitting in my lap and accidentally hit me in the nose.  In her eyes I must have lost 100-man-points because I screamed like a little girl.
  • I go back to the doctor today get some sort of film removed from my nose.
  • One of the worst parts of parenthood is eating out and seeing how much food your kids won’t eat.
  • Bad Parenting Article: Mother restrains 3-year-old for tattoo
  • I think La Madeleine is a good place to take the kids, if you bring your own peanut butter you can use their complimentary bread and jam/jelly for their meal.
  • I think in the next ten years we’ll see a homemade drone or remote toy plane or helicopter used in a stateside attack, but I hope I’m wrong.
  • I have a feeling Beyonce won’t be doing any lip-synching this Sunday.
  • The Price of Palin: $15 per Word Spoken During FOX Contract
  • Beautiful, high-definition, interactive panorama shot from the top of the world’s tallest building
  • I recently learned that the goofy door knock you hear from time to time, especially in movies, actually has a name, Shave and a Haircut.
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Tempting picture/video of the day: Ring covered in human skin

The Forget Me Knot ring is mainly made of 24-carat gold, but instead of sporting a diamond or an emerald, it has a bit of human skin for embellishment. That skin came from a willing donor, the designer himself.

Recht had a 4 inch by 0.4 inch piece removed from his abdomen. The skin was tanned, complete with hair intact, and mounted to the ring. I think even Sauron would think twice about wearing it.

In case you’re concerned about the authenticity of your $470,000 human skin ring purchase, the buyer will received a DNA certificate and a DVD documentary of the whole process.

Full cnet.com Aticle

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