1 senator, 2 sons, 4 days, 1 deserted island: Jeff Flake escapes again to the North Pacific

Nearly four years after sneaking away to a deserted island in the North Pacific, Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) took a secret four-day trip during the Memorial Day congressional recess to the same region where he fulfilled his lifelong dream of spending a survivalist week alone.

But this time Flake took along his two youngest sons — and didn’t completely disconnect from the office.

Flake and his sons set off from Phoenix last Sunday on what would be a 10,400-mile round-trip journey. They flew first to Hawaii and then eventually to Kwajalein Island, a part of the Marshall Islands where the United States still has a lease for missile testing. From there, father and sons hopped on a friend’s fishing boat and traveled 62 miles to Biggarenn, an unoccupied island that Flake estimated was just 55 to 70 acres in size. The fishing boat left them behind.

“Tens of thousands of coconuts littered the island,” Flake said. “You just had to pick up the ones that were still ripe. We ate coconut and crab and fish.”

The Flakes brought along a lobster trap in hopes of capturing meatier fare, but lost it within the first few hours after it was attacked by a shark. They also carried two pumps to desalinate ocean water, requiring them to spend hours each night pumping for just a few gallons.

“For a dad it was a wonderful thing. No video games around, no television, no distractions, no texting,” Flake recalled. “To just sit there and pump water, that was my favorite time, frankly, on the island. Just talking. Just to have no distractions.”

Flake did, however, bring along a satellite phone — at his wife’s insistence — and aides said Flake received regular updates by phone.

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Training for half-marathon, woman has baby; unaware she was pregnant

A Minnesota woman training for a half-marathon gave birth to a baby girl on Monday. Trish Staine welcomed her third child into the world, which seems rather ordinary, except Stain had no idea she was pregnant.

Staine, 33, experienced severe back pain on Sunday, and she attributed it to her intense training for a half-marathon. An emergency room visit, however, resulted in the discovery of a fetal heartbeat. A day later, she gave birth.

“I had a sore back Sunday evening. I had taken a hot shower and was dealing with it,” Staine said. “Monday morning, I woke up and had more back pain, and as the day went on it got worse. I thought I should go to the ER. I thought I ruptured a disc or pulled a muscle.”

No, it turned out a human being was growing inside her body and, despite this, Staine said she didn’t gain any weight or feel any fetal movement.

Staine and her husband, who has had a vasectomy, named the child Mira, short for “miracle.” Though born five weeks premature, the couple expects to take their new baby girl home in about a week.

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I don’t care how faithful you think your wife is, go ahead and get a paternity test.

But this is also a warning to a good friend of mine who had a vasectomy, those things may not be 100% reliable.

I do recall a friend of mine who stayed the night at my house when his mother called him early next morning.  I’ll always remember how the fast the color faded from his face when his mother was talking to him, I thought his father died.  But it turns out his older sister of a just a couple of years gave birth, and she and no one else knew she was pregnant.

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