My kids are currently staying with me. My son had a very early dentist appointment yesterday, which his mom was kind enough to take him. When she arrived, my son gently woke me up (two minutes before my alarm was to wake me up) by shaking my foot. When I came to, he tenderly said, “Dad, I just want to tell you I love you,” and then darted out the door. I thought it was the sweetest thing. What a great way to wake up on a Monday. He still has that childlike innocence. But he’s going to be a teen in just two years, and I know a lot of those “awe” moments are going to fade away. I love being a dad.
Yesterday I mentioned a girl I went on a lunch date with. I found out she and my ex were born on the same day, just a year apart. There’s not going to be another date, but it’s not because of the birthday thing.
I heard that our governor mistook a parody story for a real news story, but I didn’t know that also meant he fell for a Texas city that doesn’t exist. Someone tell him they moved the word “gullible” to the “J” section of the dictionary.
Very embarrassing mistake by an office that really should be concerned with more important things than a Garth Brooks concert that never happened in a Texas city that doesn’t exist.https://t.co/XTHa5mSZJQ
I never ate competitively but I felt like there was a time in my life I could out-eat anyone. I had a Saturday lunch date with a girl I think could have out-eaten me in my prime. She has a great figure, but I have never seen a woman pack away food like that before. Heck, I couldn’t finish my meal and she did it for me.
In a video posted by Trump’s 2024 War Room campaign, Trump says he is often told by people not to “punch down” on his enemies, but feels that “sometimes it’s necessary to talk badly about those that for no reason other than politics speak badly about you.” Trump said he does this “otherwise the people that love you don’t know whether or not they’re for real, are they saying the truth or not? So sometimes you have to punch down and you have to say what’s happening otherwise they won’t understand, it’s not fair for them.”
they’re saying implosion for the titan submersible & all i can think of is that episode of mythbusters where they built a body and sent it underwater & let it get decompressed pic.twitter.com/JUDUnZ9nn7
I’m a day behind everyone else on this story as it was all over the place yesterday. One reason it made the rounds is because of the clever headline, Spare relationship causes awkward split
To set it up…Women’s bowling is a big deal at Stephen F. Austin University, “Women’s bowling is the only sport at SFA to win a national title after the university moved up to NCAA’s Division I. The bowling team was the NCAA champion in 2016 and 2019. The bowlers finished as runner-up in 2015 and 2022.”
The assistant bowling coach (a male) is married to the head bowling coach (a woman). He cheated on his wife with a student and was fired.
He says some wild things, such as:
“I knew it was kind of a no-no, but there’s not a rule saying it can’t happen,” Steve Lemke said. “There’s not a law saying I’m going to go to jail for doing something like this. There’s nothing in stone. I guess it’s just an ethics code, like we frown upon it, but there’s no rule, there’s no law broken.”
“It didn’t have anything in detail,” Steve Lemke said of the text. “It was just about how amazing I am, basically, in general perspective.
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