Dirk Nowitzki Gameday Commercial parody to the GEICO Humpday commercial
Bag of Randomness

- Decorative pillows go on my top ten list of useless household purchases.
- I only lost my Internet connection once yesterday but the speed has been consistently good.
- Bill Cower is on the CBS’s ‘NFL Today’ yet he is doing Time Warner Cable commercials, which has dropped CBS from their lineup.
- All of a sudden my shoulder hurts like it’s never hurt before. It’s not muscle sore, but another kind of hurt.
- So weird seeing Keith Olbermann on ESPN last night. His guest was Mark Cuban.
- This reminds me of one of my favorite X- Files episodes – One million cockroaches have escaped from a Chinese science lab
- Speaking of ‘The X-Files’, Chris Carter’s pilot got picked up.
- The Body of Christ (some assembly required)
- First Look At Fort Worth’s Redneck Heaven’s New MTV Reality Show – Big Tips Texas
- Breaking Bad talk:
- I totally forgot about Walt’s taped confession from the pilot, here’s a great comparison of it to the last episode.
- I finally found out where Jessie was standing while waiting for the vaccuum repair man to pick him up. it’s the John B Robert Dam Flood Control Facility – Wikimapia.
- A bit more to the theory of Walt picking up traits of those killed and the cars in the show . . . it’s not looking good for Jessie.
- A Texas Monthly article about why movies with Texas settings are being shot in Louisiana
- A New York Times article about how much North Texas uses water.
- How Republicans and Democrats view different industries
- Church Group Members Threatened With Arrest for Handing Out Biscuits, Coffee to the Homeless
- Hawaiian Pidgin Bible translation
- New Texas driving laws to take effect Sunday
- According to the dictionary, “literally” now also means “figuratively”
Armed Staff at Arkansas Christian Academy
Two weeks after the attorney general of Arkansas, Dustin McDaniel, forbid the state’s school districts from taking advantage of an obscure law that would have allowed armed teachers to serve as de facto security guards, a private school in Bryant has decided to arm its staff.
Pastor Perry Black, an administrator at Arkansas Christian Academy, says “I just felt like with what’s going on in many of the public sectors where there seems to be a lot of shootings. We need to take the same stance that we do in church on Sunday for our kids Monday through Friday.” Pastor Black previously placed armed security guards outside his Sunday services, and claims that anywhere from one to seven staff members or teachers will be armed on a given day.
Staff and faculty have been training with law enforcement officers since shortly after the shooting in Newtown, Connecticut last year.
