- When you look at the Americas from that angle it kinda looks like a duck.
- The doctor instructed WifeGeeding to not use her voice at all, not even whisper, so now it feels like she’s always mad at me and just giving me the cold shoulder.
- I predict a George W. Bush sighting at an SMU game soon.
- If I had to lose a sense, I’d like to choose smell but would probably go with taste. I just think you need the sense of smell to warn you of danger.
- CBS Evening News will broadcast live on TCU campus April 9
- Here’s an interactive map that will tell you how many pleasant days your city experiences a year. Mineral Wells averages 58 days a year, Lewisville with 59, and Dallas has 62.
- How to spot a hidden handgun
- Neil deGrasse Tyson will be at the Winspear Opera House hopefully talking about space and not performing an opera. Since I listen to his podcast everytime it drops on a weekly basis I might just save me $50 and stay home. I also suspect the crowd will be 85% male.
- The president of Cinnabon was a Hooters waitress and is only 36 years old.
- If a congressman or senator has a terminal degree, instead of calling them Mr/Ms Congressman/Congresswoman or Mr/Ms Senator, they should be addressed as Dr Congressman/Congresswoman or Dr Senator.
- I’m not a fan of the egg roll.
- Getting in your own vehicle you like and is completely paid off is a great feeling.
- Until this week I always thought it was “mother load” but it’s actually “mother lode“.
- Charles Dickens’ Great Great Great Grandchildren Take A Selfie With The Novelist’s New Statue
- A bra is nothing more than a boobie trap. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week, be sure to tip your servers. Try the veal, I hear it’s fantastic.
- There may be no greater Murphy bed than this one.
- Ugly NFL sweaters for every team
- After Marcus Smart, K-State had these notices on courtside seats.
- Roses in favorite college colors if that is your kind of thing.
- Beep will turn all your speakers wireless, kinda.
