I updated my USAA auto policy online stating I took a defensive driving course, but I’m surprised they aren’t asking me to provide any proof. They didn’t ask for a copy of my certificate of completion or even the school … Continue reading →

Neither my son nor I were high, I promise. But we had an insightful conversation on the way to church examining the words “there” and “their”. He put together that “there” is nothing more than “here” but with a “t” … Continue reading →

The unexpected burp can be quite satisfying. After the belch, you’re like, “Man that felt good, but I had no idea I was feeling uncomfortable. Now I feel refreshed. I didn’t know I needed that. I wonder what other ailment … Continue reading →

A loyal reader was kind enough to inform me that Whataburger has come to their senses and put the grilled cheese sandwich back on their menu. Gas prices are dropping, the grilled cheese is back, maybe America is making a … Continue reading →