Monthly Archives: November 2007

Space Ship – $3500

From CraigsList Dallas: This space ship is in excellant condition. It only has 300 million Intergallactic miles, 4 passenger, no meteor dents, possibly needs reactor seals and recharged flux capacitor, complete with bubble windows. GREAT conversation piece. Serious inqiries only … Continue reading

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Chicken Fat Leaks Over 20 Miles

A truck leaked poultry fat along 20 miles of Route 13 on Tuesday, causing at least four crashes and making a stinky mess. The state police said that a truck hauling waste poultry grease from a Perdue Farms plant left … Continue reading

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Recent SBC Seminary Grads 3 Time More Likely To Be Calvinists

Nearly 30 percent of recent SBC seminary graduates now serving as church pastors identify themselves as Calvinists, according to data presented during the opening session of a conference on Reformed theology and the Southern Baptist Convention. By contrast in the … Continue reading

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Phone Interrupts Judge’s Court, Career

A judge who jailed 46 people who were in his courtroom when a cell phone call interrupted proceedings was removed from the bench Tuesday by a state commission. Niagara Falls City Court Judge Robert Restaino “snapped” and “engaged in what … Continue reading

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