I didn’t know that Mark Wahlberg was originally booked on one of the 9/11 flights, but I think all the action hero roles he’s been playing may have got to his head because when he was asked about it, he said, “If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'”
The best line I’ve heard about that Wahlberg story comes from my blogging friend Barry who said, “Who does he think he is? C.J. Wilson?”
The guys on the radio were talking about the difference between “street” and “avenue”. I always thought that streets went north and sought and avenues went east to west, at least that’s how it was in my town. But after a little research, it turns out I’m wrong. There’s no telling how many things I believe are still true that I learned in my childhood that really aren’t true.
That third-grade unidentified teacher that taught math using slave questions resigned. She said she was trying to link those questions to a history lesson about Frederick Douglass.
I saw John McCain on Letterman and learned his son attends Texas A&M, which explains why we was on the Aggies’ sideline on Thanksgiving sporting their hat.
I can’t pay my HOA dues electronically, so I had to write a check and I did so the last week in November. Yesterday, it was finally cashed, despite calling them once a week since Dec 15 and them telling me I was in good standing and just make sure I had funds available in my checking account.
It’s been posted everywhere but here, but here’s a cute girl saying bye to a lot of folks going down an escalator.
I’m looking forward to the Feb 11 episode of SNL. Not only will the adorkable Zooey Deschanel be hosting, but the musical guest will be Karmin [link]. You may remember Karmin better by that fast rapping white girl YouTube video. I don’t subscribe to many YouTube channels, but I subscribe to theirs.
Cindy Crawford’s daughter has just made her modeling debut for Versace‘s 12-and-under collection. A few more years, and she’ll be atop one of Barry’s morning posts.
That photograph is hilarious!