KEIZER, Ore. – The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.
A total of 52 of the posts were installed at a busy intersection in Keizer and they are getting a lot of second glances.
A number of residents have complained to the city that the posts resemble male genitalia.
“I can’t disagree with that,” said City Manager Chris Eppley. “They certainly did not turn out the way we anticipated.”
According to Eppley, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper.
“They’re a standard style,” Eppley said. “I think in the right context they look fine. They just happened not to (look fine) here.”
The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look. If not, they said the posts will have to go.
“If that fix doesn’t work and I still think they look inappropriate, we’ll have wasted $20,000 and we’ll have to do something different,” Eppley said.
Interesting considering that Portland, OR is one of the top pornography capitals of the US…
Well, now that I have been enlightened, I realize my trash can looks like male genitalia. I do think the “collars and chains” would make them look very S&M – a potentially bad choice for such a prudish town. How about some happy little poodle skirts and pink cashmere sweaters instead?