Bag of Randomness

  • I went a little overboard cooking my turkey this year, but that’s part of the fun.  For you Food Network fans you know that Alton Brown says there’s no other way to cook a turkey but to brine it first, and you Bobby Flay fans know that he prefers to just butter a turkey, so I decided to do both!  My brine consisted of the usual water, salt, broth, and various seasonings, but I decided to add both brown sugar and maple syrup.  After brining I added butter between the skin and meat and threw it on the grill and added some mesquite wood chips for some smokiness, and it turned out great.  I may have overcooked my bird a bit because I undercooked it a bit last year, I just need to practice my thermometer placement.  For the last two years I used the thermometer in which you keep it in your bird while cooking and it will beep when it reaches the correct temperature, only problem is I’m not placing it in quite the right place.  Next year I’ll probably take Buddy’s suggestion of spatching the bird to cook faster, but this time I wanted the presentation of a whole bird.
  • For pictures of my grill set up as well as some other weekend photos check out this Flickr set or the slideshow at the bottom of this post.
  • The Cowboy game started with a narration from the late Pat Sumerall, I hope CBS keeps that tradition.  It’s hard to believe he was last with CBS 19 years ago.
  • We got off to an unusually quick start to Christmas this year.  This weekend we put up the tree, decorated the house, put a poinsettia on my father’s grave, and I completed my Christmas shopping when WifeGeeding went to a play on Saturday.
  • That Alabama/Auburn game was fantastic to watch.  I thought Auburn was making  a mistake after their last offensive touchdown by kicking the extra point and sending the game to overtime instead of trying to go for two and winning it, especially since they were playing at home (even though that didn’t work for Michigan that day against Ohio State).  But I did think Saban made the right decision to kick the 57-yard field goal at the end of the game even though it was returned for a touchdown.  The blame for the failure of that particular play for Alabama lays at the feet of their special teams coach not prepping that unit for a possible return.  Auburn had a player waiting to catch and return it, and after Alabama kicked that field goal you can see all their players just standing upright watching the ball instead of getting into position for a potential return.  It’s the little things that matter.
  • Bama’s kicker is from the rough streets Southlake and as you can expect is getting a lot of threats through the ‘big muscles’ of social media for missing three field goals.
  • The biggest punk of college football this season has to be Baylor’s Ahmad Dixon, without question.  He was arrested at the beginning of the season for assault and the classless Art Briles didn’t have the balls to suspend him, against Oklahoma he was penalized for unnecessary roughness and unsportsmanlike conduct on one play, and on Saturday he was ejected for targeting and walked off the field blowing kisses to the crowd.  On top of that, he had the gall to tweet an insult at TCU’s quarterback.  Dixon first got my attention against Oklahoma with his “me first” attention seeking attitude when he was busy communicating with the crowd when a play was run behind his back.  Some folks point at the NFL for this sort of selfishness, but you can’t deny it happens in the NCAA as well.
  • TCU’s Gary Patterson questioned Briles’ class.  Patterson has enough to deal with getting past the drug bust scandal a few years ago among a few other things.  But I don’t understand why Briles’ coaching staff didn’t remove an ejected player from the sidelines and why his defense (or defensive coordinator Phil Bennett) this year continues to take cheap shots at defenseless receivers. Those players being targeting aren’t making an NFL income and if they get injured, they have nothing to fall back on.
  • Hardin-Simmons played Baylor in basketball and got beat 104-59.  I know in football small programs play big programs because of money but I don’t think that’s the case in basketball and makes me question why such a game is scheduled, especially when you take into consideration that Hardin-Simmons doesn’t even offer any athletic scholarships.
  • Tips For Jesus – An Instagram of people leaving ridiculously large tips in the name of Jesus.
  • I can’t stand Dave Ramsey for a plethora of reasons, and Rachel Held Evans recently wrote a critique about him.  I get her overall point, but I think she was a little off target and as an author, I expected her to frame her argument better.
  • ‘Orange is the New Black’ is much better than I thought, and my readers were right in pointing out how interesting the back stories of each character are.  But I was blown away to see how much Captain Janeway has let herself go.
  • Something for you ‘Mad Men’ fans, his hair is actually brown and maybe has a bit of a perm – 1980s Sports Illustrated TV Commercial featuring John Slattery
  • I heard that John Boehner has a really good turkey brine recipe and when looking for it, I found he has two different government websites.  One is for his Ohio congressional seat and the other is for his position as Speaker.  This is a critique, just an observation as I thought he’d just have one.  Here’s the recipe if you are curious, it’s the maple syrup that caught my attention and it’s where I got the idea for my brine.
  • I never heard of Paul Walker until this weekend.
  • I find it interesting that Mooyah’s has changed this business model.  Usually these sort of businesses have a certain schtick and stick with it.  You use to go use pieces of paper to select your order and hand it to the cashier, a regular burger was two small patties, and food was always served in a paper bag.  Now you just order at the counter, instead of two small patties you get one third pound patty, and if you eat it there, food is served on a metal rectangle tray.
  • Vietnam Announces Fines for Citizens who Criticize the Government on Social Media
  • I bet this $5 bill circulated in the South, but I could be wrong.
  • ’60 Minutes’ had two great segments last night.  It started off with a profile on Amazon.com and showed how they plan to use drones to deliver packages that weigh less than five pounds to your front door.  That makes me wonder how many kids with sling shots and BB guns are going to take aim at those things.  The show also had a great segment on the construction of the U.S. Capitol and Scott Pelley actually got to go to the very top of the dome which I’m sure was a breathtaking view of D.C.
  • I thought the idea of the U.S. and Canada merging was far fetch and ludicrous, but this article about the idea made some good points.
  • If you caught ‘The Amazing Race’ last night you got to see someone who never boiled an egg and attempted it by holding the eggs over the steam instead of placing in the water.
  • ‘The Walking Dead’ talk:
    • I think we all knew Hershel has been on his last leg for a while now.
    • I guess the actor that plays Hershel can play a mall Santa for the time being.
    • It’s a show about zombies, so you have to take the real of believably out of a lot of it, but even the Storm Troopers in Star Wars are better shots.


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Bag of Randomness

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    • At least it didn’t happen on Thanksgiving – Early yesterday morning WifeGeeding informed me that the garbage disposal wasn’t working.  I hit the reset button on the bottom of it and thought I was in the the clear as it started up but nothing would drain, which resulted in a trip to Home Depot to rent a drain snake.  Everything would have went well if the PVC pipe covering outside to the kitchen line didn’t break when I was unscrewing it.  I was trying to gently unscrew that thing but the sun and weather made that thing pretty fragile.
    • The TICKET was reporting that the Cowboys will be wearing blue jerseys at home, is Jerry losing his mind?  I know they often wear a throwback jersey on Thanksgiving but I’d really be surprised if they were wearing blue.
    • Now that’s a big quesadilla
    • I guess we started Christmas early as we watched Rudolph last night.
    • Some of you asked via email if I ever blogged about my mother’s passing.  Yup, here and here.  I don’t really write like that anymore I don’t think.
    • My first Thanksgiving without my mother was when she took a trip to Vietnam.  That one is easy to remember because that was when Miami played Dallas on that snowy Thanksgiving day and we all remember what Leon Lett did.  But my favorite Thanksgiving memory is probably the second one without my mother, the one in which she died a week prior.  We left the turkey on the table and forgot and one of us forgot to push our chair in.  DogGeedingII took advantage of it and the next thing we know is we see him gorging with delight on a turkey about his size.
    • One of the crazier battles of WWII involved American soldiers, French prisoners, and German soldiers defending an Austrian castle against an SS division.
    • ‘Person of Interest’ is getting better and better, I just wish it was on a cable network so they could get away with more stuff.
    • A Transparent Cabin Built of Wood and Mirrors
    • Rachel Held Evans brought up a few interesting questions regarding Obamacare and religious liberty.  It’s stuff I thought about, but she’s able to write much better than me.  For instance, if the owner a company can make decisions regarding the healthcare coverage of his/her employees based on religious conviction, what’s to keep an employer who is Jehovah’s Witness from refusing to cover blood transfusions?  And if evangelicals want to prevent abortions, shouldn’t they embrace birth control which would help prevent unwanted pregnancies?  I know some folks don’t think all birth control works the same way, and she lightly touches on the topic.
    • Vladimir Putin spying on Reagan as a KGB agent
    • The latest Christian health/diet trend – The Daniel Fast
    • Someone had the idea that if you have very young children, you should DVR all the latest and greatest cartoons.  When the kids get old enough to watch them, by that time, all the toys associated with that old cartoon will be on sale and they will think it’s the latest and greatest.
    • I watched the first episode of Netflix’s ‘Orange is the New Black’.  It’s different and interesting enough for me to watch the next episode.
    • Black Friday Death Count
    • I keep hearing rumors that the next U2 album will drop in March. Who kno
    • Kentucky Fried Chicken Candles Sell Out in 1 Minute
    • Georgia juror form lists ‘slave’ as occupation
    • Bad Santa – Mall Santa Claus charged with groping elf
    • KKK distributes recruitment fliers to predominantly black, Hispanic neighborhoods‏
    • Composite of Texas State Capitol between dawn and dusk‏
    • 50 Reasons We’re Thankful to Live in Dallas‏
    • Taylor Swift, Bon Jovi, and Prince William sing ‘Living On A Prayer’ – YouTube
    • What a Real War on Christmas Looks Like
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Bag of Randomness

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  • That’s what I look like when I wake up.
  • I heard someone mention that we dedicate an entire day being thankful for what we have and then the very next day go ape buying stuff we don’t have.
  • For the first time in my marriage I was asked to go buy feminine products which really didn’t bother me.
  • In the U.S., our postal carriers’ driver’s seats are on the right side of the postal vehicle, the opposite of all other domestic vehicles.  In the U.K., are their postal carriers’ driver’s seats on the left side of the postal vehicle?
  • ‘How I Met Your Mother’ was really cute last night as the entire episode rhymed.  I saw a funny photoshop of the show in which the title was changed to ‘How I Got Over Your Aunt Robin’.
  • I have an insecurity that I’ve never really revealed, mainly because it’s embarrassing and is one fear that would tear me to pieces if someone used it against me.  Somehow after ten years of marriage WifeGeeding pointed it out and I haven’t been the same emotionally since, and it seems like one of those things I just can’t get past.
  • I did blow my lid at WifeGeeding yesterday morning which I kinda feel bad about.  I was in my upstairs office with the door closed working and when I walked out I saw she left the baby gate open and I saw BoyGeeding trying to make his way down the stairs.  For you non-longtime readers, MomGeeding fell down those very stairs seven years ago and died from those injuries a week before Thanksgiving.  Sometimes those stairs still creep me out as I walk by them and I don’t want any sort of repeat performance.
  • I finished Double Down: Game Change 2012 a couple days ago.  I like the first book better, but it was still interesting.  One random thing that caught my attention was that Obama calls Clinton “Bill”.  For some reason I thought all presidents refer to each other as “Mr. President”.  I also found reading on a device with e-ink much more enjoyable than an actual book.
  • I’ve given more eulogies than weddings I’ve been in.
  • I’ve heard many great reviews about Korean bath houses.
  • ‘Left Behind’ Movie Releases New Poster
  • I thought a lot of people were overrating RG3’s performance last year, so this new meme cracks me up.
  • The best space heaters according to a physicist
  • Texas Monthly tries to answer why Texas is such a philanthropic state.
  • How ESPN transitions retired athletes to on-air personalities.
  • Yahoo! employees don’t even like Yahoo! Mail
  • Adam Sandler’s ‘Thanksgiving Song’: Explaining the 20-year-old pop culture references
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DIY Death: Natural, At-Home Funerals And Their Boomer Appeal

WELLFLEET, Mass. – When 20-month-old Adelaida Kay Van Meter died of a rare genetic disease last winter, her father, Murro, gently carried her body out of the house to his wood shop in the pines near Gull Pond. He placed her in a small cedar box and surrounded her with ice packs. For three days, the little girl’s grieving parents were able to visit her and kiss her and hug her. Then, on the third day, after the medical examiner came to sign the last bit of paperwork, Van Meter and his wife, Sophia Fox, said good-bye to their baby, screwed the lid on the box and drove to a Plymouth, Mass. crematorium, where they watched the little coffin enter the furnace.

“We took care of Adelaida when she was an infant, we took care of her when she was healthy, we advocated for her in the hospital, we took care of her when she was sick,” her father said. “Why wouldn’t we take care of her when she was dead?” Sophia Fox added: “There was no way I was going to hand her over to some stranger at a funeral parlor where she’d be put in a refrigerator with a bunch of other dead bodies. This way was so much more natural. We saw the life leave her body and we were better able to let go.”

Death remains a topic that many of us would rather avoid. And when it comes to the actual nuts and bolts of caring for the dead, most of us tend to think it’s best — and furthermore, required by law — to let professional funeral arrangers handle the arrangements.

Well, it turns out that in most states it’s perfectly legal to care for your own dead.

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