That photo is what the back of the wheel of The Price is Right looks like. I heard a great conspiracy theory the other night. Most mattress stores are money laundering fronts. The more I think about it, the more I … Continue reading
DaughterGeeding had her braces removed yesterday. I promised her I wouldn’t post any pictures. My Elvis research has led me to his friendship with Sammy Davis Jr. Both were supposed to star together in a prison escape movie in which … Continue reading
I like the smell of inside of a tire store. I’m still on my Elvis kick and recently found out that he hated seafood so much he banned it from Graceland. It’s nice to have something in common with The … Continue reading
I wish my car radio had a 30-second rewind feature. In a communications class in college, the last day of class was reserved for acceptance speeches for pretend awards given out. I was awarded “best smile.” I never took it … Continue reading