15 Warnings From Mom That You Needn’t Worry About

Warning #1: “Don’t go out without a coat or you’ll get sick!”

Warning #2: “You’re gonna fall and crack your head open!”

Warning #3: “Chewing gum stays in your digestive system for seven years!”

Warning #4: “Someday your face will freeze like that!”

Warning #5: “Don’t watch TV with the lights off. It will hurt your eyes!”

Warning #6: “Wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident!”

Warning #7: “If you don’t wait an hour after eating to get in the swimming pool, you will get a cramp and die!”

Warning #8: “You can’t have any of my coffee. It will stunt your growth!”

Warning #9: “If you break a leg, don’t come running to me!”

Warning #10: “Don’t play with that toad, you’ll get warts!”

Warning #11: “Keep touching yourself, and it’ll fall off!”

Warning #12: “You’ll poke someone’s eye out with that!”

Warning #13: “Don’t crack your knuckles. You’ll get arthritis!”

Warning #14: “Don’t cross your eyes. They’ll get stuck!”

Warning #15: “Eat your carrots. It will improve your eyesight!”

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