Warning #1: “Don’t go out without a coat or you’ll get sick!â€
Warning #2: “You’re gonna fall and crack your head open!â€
Warning #3: “Chewing gum stays in your digestive system for seven years!â€
Warning #4: “Someday your face will freeze like that!â€
Warning #5: “Don’t watch TV with the lights off. It will hurt your eyes!â€
Warning #6: “Wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident!â€
Warning #7: “If you don’t wait an hour after eating to get in the swimming pool, you will get a cramp and die!â€
Warning #8: “You can’t have any of my coffee. It will stunt your growth!â€
Warning #9: “If you break a leg, don’t come running to me!â€
Warning #10: “Don’t play with that toad, you’ll get warts!â€
Warning #11: “Keep touching yourself, and it’ll fall off!â€
Warning #12: “You’ll poke someone’s eye out with that!â€
Warning #13: “Don’t crack your knuckles. You’ll get arthritis!â€
Warning #14: “Don’t cross your eyes. They’ll get stuck!â€
Warning #15: “Eat your carrots. It will improve your eyesight!â€
mmmm. You really will poke someone’s eye out with that!!!