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Now, Mary Jones has filed a lawsuit against La’ James International College in hopes of receiving compensation for her losses.

According to the lawsuit, Jones was at La’ James International College receiving services when a large shampoo bottle was dropped on her head. Since then, Jones claims she has endured physical and mental pain, has incurred medical fees and has suffered loss of bodily function, enjoyment of life and future earning capacity.

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With BaconPOP, we’ve combined the great tastes of butter and bacon with Midwest popcorn to create a delicious anytime snack. Whether you’re working late in the office, are having movie night at your house, or are just looking for something quick and delicious, we think you’ll love BaconPOP! NOTE: Our first shipment of BaconPOP lands November 19th.

So, after thousands of years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, we’re happy to report that J&D’s Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes™ are here to save the day. No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead.

That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon. Which is what you really wanted in the first place, isn’t it? And it only took us 4,000 years to get there. Eat that, alien invaders.

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Here are a few examples:

• On a rainy October morning in DC, I missed my bus stop. The driver doubled back through several blocks of downtown DC and dropped me at my building, because “you smile and you always say good morning.” IMMD
• “I Saw the Sign” by Ace of Base was playing in the student union. A frat guy walked by singing every word. IMMD
• I bought gas on the way to class this morning. On the way home I drove past the gas station again. The price had gone up 2 cents. IMMD.
• I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag. IMMD.
• Today, I saw a license plate that read, “KAHNNN”. IMMD.

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“I think people are really just open to looking for new ways to commemorate their relationship, to celebrate their love and showing it earlier on before the big day,” said Elayne Fluker of brides.com.

In fact, the tradition of presenting his and hers engagement rings to one’s beloved is said to date all the way back to the 15th century. In many European countries, couples exchange matching gold bands before tying the knot. Now, the male engagement ring is starting to take hold here in the United States.

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The following rules have been created through many years of exploring the ritual of Shotgun and are designed with the idea of fairness to all as the main priority. They are also the most complete and comprehensive listing of Shotgun rules available today.

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And for all you boys of the 80’s that couldn’t get enough of Princess Leia in that slave bikini, here’s a picture of Carrie Fisher and her stunt double tanning.  But I’ll take it one step further than the stuff you will find on other blogs.  Her stunt double is named Tracey Eddon [IMDB].

Also, I’ve seen this scene from Return of the Jedi a million times, but never noticed this inappropriate grab by Harrison Ford.

An elephant that escaped from a nearby circus collided with the couple’s SUV Wednesday night when it ran across a rural highway in Enid, about 100 miles north of Oklahoma City.

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There’s a joking hiding in there somewhere, but the good news is, it appears the elephant will be OK.

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