Bag of Randomness for Monday, April 15, 2019

  • The world is simply a better place when a 43-year-old balding half-Asian with a fused spine with a deceased military father is atop the golf world. I’m exactly like Tiger except for the golf, money, and fame. I mean, we were both married to former Swedish models and have done questionable things on Ambien. But I think my quarter-Asian kids could outsmart his quarter-Asian kids.
  • I think I looked forward to the ‘Game of Thrones’ season premiere than I have any sporting event of the past five years.
  • I’ve always hugged a pillow when going to sleep for the night.
  • Just about anytime I hear someone say “quit it,” I think I hear “Quidditch,” even though I’ve never read or seen any Harry Potter material.
  • Back in my day, guys were upset at mothers for throwing out baseball cards – Man sues parents over trashed porn collection
    • Charlie filed a police report estimating the value of his collection to be $28,940.72. The prosecutor’s office declined to file charges against his parents.
  • It’s going to be a very busy week at work, I may put this blog on the backburner.
  • Meet the People Who Still Have AOL Email AddressesIt’s not just Mike Pence and your grandma — a lot of people still use AOL and EarthLink, and pay for the privilege
    • This is amazing, it’s estimated company AOL’s parent company, Verizon. made $400 million from email and dial-up in 2018.
    • Sometimes I get made fun of for still having a Hotmail account, but it’s free and it’s the one all my contacts have. I’d rather them just have this old email address instead of me sending a mass email telling everyone I have a new email address. And, I use that one to receive to give out to companies, I don’t mind that account getting spam.
  • Charmin is selling something called the Forever Roll. It comes in either an 850-sheet roll or a 1700-sheet roll of two-ply tissue paper. It reminds me of the paper thin gigantic rolls my college dorm use to provide.
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2 Responses to Bag of Randomness for Monday, April 15, 2019

  1. RPM says:

    Now THAT’S a sammich!

  2. Bryan B. says:

    I have a friend that still uses a NetZero email account. Or at least his address is still with NetZero. I have had the same AT&T email address from back when it was issued by the gone but not forgotten Southwestern Bell for more than 15 years. I’ve been reluctant to change my home ISP because I’m afraid I’ll lose that address and a couple of others under the same account. I’ve been slowly migrating over to a GMail account, but I’m not quite ready to make the permanent switch.

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