- We attended our neighborhood Easter egg hunt yesterday, and when we took our eyes off BoyGeeding for one minute, all of a sudden his pants were around his knees and he was watering the grass in front of everyone. At least he didn’t wet his pants.
- Every three years or so ’60 Minutes’ will have some kind of segment about a revolutionary cancer fighting breakthrough, and they aired one last night about using the polio virus to infect cancerous tumors. I think they are a little behind the curve on this reporting because about a month ago HBO’s ‘Vice’ started their new season about using HIV and measles in the same manner.
- I never really thought about it before, but it is a bit strange for band that named themselves after the state of Alabama to sing a song titled “If You’re Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band)”.
- The season finale of ‘The Walking Dead’ didn’t really have a big cliff-hanger and I was surprised there wasn’t a major death.
- What happens when people kiss a Jesus statue quite often – “Fr Vella says the hands and feet show signs of “dirt” as a result of what is probably a fungus. This is the result of saliva residue left on the statue when people kiss the feet and hands in devotion.”
- Local Congressman, Rep Pete Sessions, ran into some math problems on the House floor.
- A judge in Mississippi is giving underage drinkers the option of writing a thousand-word essay on the book of Revelation for lesser punishment.
- Coupon – K-Y Jelly, Liquid or Ultragel Just $0.94 at Walmart
- KERA – How Sportscaster Dale Hansen Morphed Into A Viral Sensation
- I’ve got the HBO Scientology documentary on the DVR, there seems to be a lot of buzz about it.
- Kansas News – Mom says special needs son at East High told to remove his varsity letter
- What is Dallas-Fort Worth’s best sports bar?
- Buzzfeed – This Florida Hotel Wakes Up Hungover Spring Breakers By Blasting The “Circle Of Life” From “The Lion King”
- Buzzfeed – A Boy Who Got A Military Haircut In Honor Of His Stepbrother Was Sent Home From School For It
- Buzzfeed sent two of their own to an Austin Whataburger to buy $55 worth of stuff to sample and to see if it’s worth the hype. Expect a small bit of language in the video. Even from someone who doesn’t think Whataburger is the end all be all, the only complaint I have is they got it all to go which will cause the fries to lose their crispness.
I thought you'd made an error; I was only aware of Jeff Sessions – a Senator. Doesn't look like they're related. Jeff has a reputation as being toward the right wing of his party, if I recall correctly.
Sounds like Congressman Sessions is also somewhat integrity-challenged – at least, according to Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Sessions
Also – Dale Hansen has been my heartthrob* since I saw his editorials on race and sexual orientation. Go, bro!
* I use the term "heartthrob" loosely
A few years ago, my father had bladder cancer. He was treated with the tuberculosis virus post surgery. They injected it into his bladder thru a catheter and had him basically hold his water for a period of time. After he voided his bladder, he had to add bleach to the toilet and let the mixture stand for a period of time before flushing. The bleach was used to kill the Tuberculosis virus before sending it into the sewer system.
He recovered completely with no after affects.