The sleepy Hill Country town of Bankersmith will soon be bursting at… well, at something, if Doug Guller has his way.
Guller, the owner of the Austin-based “breastaurant” chain Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill, just bought the central Texas hamlet, and is fixin’ to rename the town Bikinis, Texas.
Guller has plans to create a “a world class destination” for tourists in the town of Bikinis, he said in a statement on the chain’s website.
Or, as the Dallas Observer’s Eric Nicholson calls it, “a getaway for frisky, middle-aged men who have apparently never heard of a strip club.”
The nearly-abandoned town, formerly a railroad stop that hit its peak population of 50 residents in the 1920s, had a whopping ten people “the last time anybody checked,” according to the Houston Press.
Bankersmith is located about 10 miles from Fredericksburg, and was purchased through Craigslist.
“I am thrilled to expand the Bikinis brand to include town ownership,” Guller said in the press release. “There can’t be a better way to put Bikinis on the map… Literally.”