Two politicians are having an argument. One of them stands up and says, “You’re lying!” The other one answers, “Yes, I am, but hear me out.”
Romney won Mackinac County by 1 vote. 667 votes to Santorum’s, wait for it, 666 votes. – @chucktodd
Obama got pegged as an “elitist” during the last election, but I don’t think that term has stuck to Romney despite how he keeps score-boarding us on his wealth.
Newt Gingrich started off as a Lutheran, then a Baptist, and now he’s Catholic. I wonder what’s next.
I’m tempted to try a gluten-free diet, just because.
As a kid, I use to collect football and baseball cards and couldn’t wait for the latest Beckett price guide to arrive so I could check the current values of my collection. It turns out that Beckett was created by James Beckett, who actually lives in the area, and I hear is a member of Park Cities Presbyterian. He’s married to the former Diane Burgdorf, who is the ex-wife of one of Margaret Thatcher’s sons, and I have no idea why I decided to let you know this.
I have "Fart Proudly"… haha, sounds funny. I think I texted you a picture of the book cover 4 years ago 🙂