We’re not mean people, honestly.
This blog is not written with malice or scorn, but with a sincere desire to witness the upward progression of the human race. And some people are ruining it for everybody.
People who wear sunglasses inside.
Savages who pee on the seat.
This kind of conduct only perpetuates the acceptance of degenerate behavior.
On this space log, you will find examples of socially responsible reasons to punch someone in the face. And remember, we do it for the kids.
Just a fare bit of warning, some of the material is bit more than PG-13.
But here’s a preview, the Movie-Seat Kicker:
There is no contesting that the incessant back-pounding, obnoxiously distracting behavior of “The Movie-Seat Kicker†needs to be reprimanded. However, situational factors complicate delivery. First, there’s the movie theater factor. Yes, you are being interrupted by the jerk store behind you, but to breakout into a fiery rage in the middle of the theater is to lower yourself to the culprit’s level and risk having all other movie goers looking to then punch you in the face. Second is the fact that very often, movie-seat kickers are children, which beckons the question, what kind of parent brings a four-year old to a two hour documentary about Cuba? And who deserves the punishment?
In the end, only you can decide how to approach the problem. But, if you’re struggling to find a quiet, yet efficient means of discipline, the right-after-the-credits-start-rolling-dropkick is highly recommended.