9-Year-Old Writes Dating Advice Book
He’s only 9, but this pint-sized pickup artist already knows plenty about pleasing the ladies.
So much, in fact, that Alec Greven’s dating primer, “How to Talk to Girls” – which began as a handwritten, $3 pamphlet sold at his school book fair – hit the shelves nationwide last week.
The fourth-grader from Castle Rock, Colo., advises Lothario wannabes to stop showing off, go easy on the compliments to avoid looking desperate – and be wary of “pretty girls.”
“It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three.
“Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”
And here’s the book at Amazon.com.
Damn Keith you really went on a roll after a week off. Lots of fun stuff! This one cracks me up.. way to go kid, put ‘em in their place! HA
This kids got some good tips…
I need to have a kid and make him write something age-inappropriate. That’s the ticket.
That advice sucks. If you want to date 9 year olds you need a lot of candy and a play station
Lol… kids these days.