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Buzzaire – Metered Dose Caffeine Inhaler

October 13th, 2008

Buzzaire is, quite simply, a caffeine inhaler. One squeeze, one inhale, and you’ve just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, in the case of caffeinated soap). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you’ll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing.

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Drink/Food Caffeine Content
12oz Can of Coke 34mg
12oz Can of Mt. Dew 37mg
12oz of Jolt Cola 78mg
10oz Bottle of Bawls 80mg
8oz of Brewed Coffee 70-120mg
One breath of Buzzaire 150mg

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  • 1. dan  |  October 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    It’s so easy to use and because it pushes caffeine directly into your blood stream, it should be easy to overdose. Looks like it’s over-the-counter

  • 2. hot_bananas  |  October 14th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    150mg?!?! holy, hotbananas, batman! considering my height and weight… that’s sure enough to bounce me off the wall for days! :D

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