Buzzaire – Metered Dose Caffeine Inhaler
October 13th, 2008
Buzzaire is, quite simply, a caffeine inhaler. One squeeze, one inhale, and you’ve just rushed 150mg of caffeine into your blood stream. Mints or drinks have to go through your digestive tract first before partying in your blood (or through your skin, in the case of caffeinated soap). But the lung/blood barrier is the fastest way (other than injection or IV) to get caffeine into your system. Not only will you get one heck of a rush, but you’ll also freshen your breath! A hint of peppermint oil in each puff will give you a little extra perk with its peppy zing.
| Drink/Food | Caffeine Content |
| 12oz Can of Coke | 34mg |
| 12oz Can of Mt. Dew | 37mg |
| 12oz of Jolt Cola | 78mg |
| 10oz Bottle of Bawls | 80mg |
| 8oz of Brewed Coffee | 70-120mg |
| One breath of Buzzaire | 150mg |
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