Closed Blog Today – 5 Word Collaborative Story Filling In
Time is thin, and blogging didn’t make the cut last night. Regular posting should resume tomorrow, but in the meantime lets open up the BON 5 Words Collaborative Story Game again.
The Rules:
I start off creating a sentence with five words.
Each comment should contain exactly five words, and those five words should help to build a collaborative story. Feel free to throw punctuation anywhere you desire.
Post any number of comments you wish, just don’t post two comments in a row.
If there is a violation of any of the rules, just ignore the comment in which the rule is broken and I’ll delete it sometime later.
And so it begins:
Fall is around the corner . . .
with promises of cooler days!
And I just can’t remember
the last time that I
flopped in a pile of
leaves with a wet sucker.
Remember that one time though
when rain kept us from
having a full serving of
mud puddles to play with.
Oh the time passes so
fast when I can hardly
feel my wet muddy toes.
Fall is around the corner
and the lemmings are frolicking
as they watch college football
as they feast on pretzels
at a bar in Chinatown.
Remembering the sins they committed
by eating my dog. Why?
Because it tastes so good
with duck sauce and tea.
From where i am sitting,
I can see the little
old ladies and their canes
walking to the fish store.
I’ve always wanted to
try the ducks that hang
so miserably behind the windows.
I wonder about the pigs,
that hangs behind the duck.
Porky Pig??? Is that you??
Donald Duck?? Not you tooo?!?!!
Dim-Sum is around the corner
passing out coupons for ice cream
to feed to the ducks
and the huge gorilla, who
only eats pistachio, not banana.
It is just horrible how
how today’s pigs wear lipstick
out instead of issues. Xylophone’s
create obnoxious ringing in my
ears… but nothing takes the
place of earmuffs on a
Saturday afternoon in downtown Honolulu
while sipping kool-aid. The end.