Here’s #10, for the full list click here.
10. A lesson for those who dare mock male pattern baldness
One of the more inspirational passages in the Bible tells the story of Elijah, a wise man, yet one cursed with male pattern baldness. One day he was minding his own business, making the long walk to Bethel, when he is attacked by a roving band of children who tease him with names like â€œbald head.â€ But Elijah was having none of this, he turns round and curses them in the name of the Lord, and instantly two female bears emerge from a nearby wood and maul all 42 children to death.
The moral of this story? Donâ€™t make fun of bald people. Frankly, why this story isnâ€™t included along with the Ten Commandments is anybodyâ€™s guess, but I think it would serve as an excellent lesson for children who think baldness is something to be made fun of.