As a U.S. American, I think I’m offended. 

From Miss Teen USA Pageant from Friday.

Transcript:
Question: A recent poll showed that some Americans can’t find the USA on a world map and why do you think this is?

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

This clip and transcript were totally stolen from Barry’s blog.

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