The International Rules of Manhood

Some examples:

  • Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
  • On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
  • If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.
  • Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
  • There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

More here, but please know there are some sexual references.

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