An Anniversary Funny

Wendell was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!!”

The next morning Wendell got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift out in
the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought in
the box, which she hoped contained a car key.

She opened it and found a new bathroom scale.

Wendell has been missing since Friday.

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