Daily Archives: 22 February 22, 2007

CD players blast ‘pornographic messages’ at Ash Wednesday Mass in N.M. – Bomb squad called in

SANTA FE, N.M. – Three CD players hidden under a cathedral’s pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices. Authorities determined the music players were … Continue reading

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Surgeons’ ‘lame’ excuse

Surgeons trying to correct the limp of a five-year-old boy in China have apologised after lengthening the wrong leg. They say the mistake was down to the boy being anaesthetised on his back but then operated on while lying on … Continue reading

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Bob Woodruff’s Miraculous Recovery

  This 3-D CT scan of Bob Woodruff’s skull was created at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md., on Jan. 31, 2006 — just two days after Bob and his team were hit by an insurgents’ bomb in … Continue reading

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Lost Thoughts

Even though I’m not as hyped about the show as I use to be, I wonder when or if these guys will show back up.

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I should probably ask my doctor about Havidol

HAVIDOL is the first and only treatment for Sysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD) http://havidol.com/ My quiz results:

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Men-free tourism island planned

TEHRAN (Reuters) – Iran plans a female-only island to boost tourism in a northwest province, the Tehran-e Emrouz newspaper on Wednesday quoted a local official as saying. It will be on the Urumiyeh lake in Western Azerbaijan province, a municipality … Continue reading

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How To Beat Al Qaeda

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Jail Bird Busts Out And Frees His Friends

Billy the Cockatoo helps his incarcerated fowl comrades, Max the African Grey and Jojo the Macaw, escape from their giant green prison.

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Conservapedia

Conservapedia is a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American. On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian “C.E.” instead of “A.D.”, which Conservapedia uses. Christianity receives no credit for the great advances and … Continue reading

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Megachurches Desegregate Worship

LEXINGTON, Mass. – Sundays at the evangelical Grace Chapel megachurch look like the American ideal of race relations: African-American, Haitian, white, Chinese and Korean families sing along with a white, guitar-playing pastor. U.S. churches rarely have this kind of ethnic … Continue reading

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A Note To All Astronauts

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Tempting Site of the Day

How to perform your own Tongue Bifurcation This is a tutorial on how to cut your tongue in half for a cool lizard effect. What you need: – A tongue piercing – Time (approx 22 days) – 0.5mm Mono filament … Continue reading

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