This video is a collection of campaign videos of Gov Good Hair since he ran for agriculture commissioner.  They are so full of cheesyness you can’t help but crack up, especially the one in which he takes a trip to the sausage factory (insert joke here ______). 

Also, if you are curious as to what Chuck Norris has to say about Rick Perry, here are a few of his thoughts:

• “Hi, I’m Chuck Norris. There are a lot of facts about me out there on the Internet – but here’s one Chuck Norris Fact that you probably haven’t heard yet.  On November 7, I’m voting for Texas Governor Rick Perry.”
• “I’m Chuck Norris, and I know tough. Rick Perry is the kind of tough, conservative leader we need as Texas governor. And that is a fact.”