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Watch the video clip of the Newlywed Game here.

It all started with this pic.  Click here to view the rest.

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When people ask me how I got my shoes to match my dress, I tell them, “I made them.”They say, “Oh, you bought a pair of shoes and covered them, right?”

“No,” I say, “I made them, from scratch.”

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MANCHESTER, N.H. Nov 28, 2005 (AP)— You’d think that just working at a Wendy’s restaurant would be difficult for Ronald MacDonald. Now, the 22-year-old MacDonald no relation to Ronald McDonald, the clown has been charged with stealing money from a safe at the Wendy’s.

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No raises for Congress until minimum wage is increased

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BRISTOW, Okla. – Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

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He totally creeps me out.  All you have to do is watch the first 18 seconds.

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Gulp.

• They did the right thing by using an unknown for Superman.  Brandon Routh did a great job adding a bit of mystery to the character.
• ANYONE is an upgrade from Margo Kidder.  Kate Bosworth was kinda hit or miss, but overall I think she did allright.
• Kevin Spacey is everything you would expect, just pure greatness.
• I think the movie did a great job of paying homage to the Christopher Reeves’ Superman movies by using Marlon Brandow’s voice.
• What makes this works is that isn’t a remake.  Superman has been gone for five years because there was a chance he would find survivors from his home planet so he went-a-looking.  Not quite so happy about Lex’s overall scheme and how Superman took care of things, but it was still good.
• The first action seen couldn’t have been more American:  Space exploration, U.S. Air Force, Superman, Baseball, and something else I feel like I’m leaving out.
• I was able to see the 3:45 showing so there wasn’t a crowd in our theater, which was fairly large.  There was a total of 16 people in the theater, and some punk decided to sit right in front of me.  I let out a big sigh and got up, at which time he apologized.  This dude needs to be updated on theater manners.  He would have sat in any open seat, there were plenty, but nooooooooooo – he had to sit right in front of me.
• I’m sure some very conservative folks will be pretty upset with this movie.

Corpus Christi, Texas (AHN) – An ex-boyfriend sends his former lover his severed finger in the mail. It was attached with a menacing letter that said “This is my last chance to touch you,” according to reports.

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GPS navigation company TomTom wants you to get directions from a voice you’ll recognize — specifically, Mr. T, Burt Reynolds, and Dennis Hopper. That’s right, soon TomTom will be offering celebrity voices for their GPS navigations systems for a mere $10 per voice.

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