For example:
pip v tiny, almost imperceptable, fart
dog fart v to fart in the vicinity of a dog, thus being able to blame the hapless canine
one cheek sneak v to lift one buttock in order to ease the quiet expulsion of gas.
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I had a roommate in college, and he would always tell everyone to be ‘real quiet.’ Then FART and loudly announce, “The Toothless one has Spoken!!!” Of course it seemed much funnier 10 years ago. 🙂